All journeys end in giving gratitude to all those who helped u in this journey....just few days back an official communique landed on my desk saying a Rarest of Rare news to you and especially newly posted officer like me ..Its as rare as extinct Dodo of Mauritius resurfacing or Snow avalanche in Sahara ..news was abt my transfer orders to to vizag ...immediately i prepared checklist of all i have to do with neutral emotion ....Gifts to Boss, Hostelers and Thank yous to Laundry wallas/mess wallas/cybercafe wallas/etc who made my life comfortable.....Sooner than i cud think i found myself in AC car of Howrah Express ...
It was a long long long journey and a chatterbox like me was feeling drained with lack of conversation with no one ..and my jaw muscles were hopelessly getting rusted due to inactivity ....i scan around ...4 people including me in train ...one chap busily sleeping fer past 14 hours (My my ..appears he wanna break Kumbakarna sleeping record ...) my neighbour ..a hippie is too busy listening to hallucinating songs (pakka druggie i guess)....and the last one ..a Female .. pretty software engg from bangalore ....sticking to cellphone always as if its part of her anatomy ...Damn this cell phones ....
Stretching my long legs across the floor ..slumped n crumpled in my berth .My mind went on debating with whom i shall strike the conversation ..Hippie??..But i dont do heavy music or drugs ..so OUT...How about waking the Sleeping Beauty??NONO impossible stuff ....hmmm..the Pretty Gal is apt...Fer me every gal is pretty ...challo...But i wonder HOW?...what if she rejects out rightly ....it wud be so embarrassing ..and fer next 10 hours ..it wud be awkward....eeeks ...wht am i thinking ....iam Naruto fan..Fear shud be absent ..Moreover its insult to my intelligence if i back of such a small HR coup...Its time to put all those negotiating skills in display After all Lifes is all about Negotiation....Before pulling this Coup., i need to sleeping brain to wake up ...from its slumber ...before i use my tricks i have to wonder what kind of women she is ...Capturing a Girls ..especially a pretty one ..is the Art and Science closely and strongly researched by all Wanna-bes Casanovas, Anthropologists, Behaviorists, Film-writers etc etc...Now here i display a spark enough to dazzle Sun itself ..
Hmm..The Girl is silent ...all the time struck to phone ..speaking softly..hmmm...Firstly i change my brain from Silent mode to Active :...i immediately jump high into air show off my rippling hulk muscles which always wud be in invisible mode(no wonder including me ,no one has seen them yet) ....i do some karate techniques that i taught to Bruce lee n Jet lee ...i do some long n high jumps ...REACTION::.hmm..she hardly bats an eyelid ....she doesn't even give a proper glance at me ....maybe she must have thought iam some street juggler .....Fine ...i guess i have to upgrade my cerebral software to catch her attention
Again ..i upgrade status of mental levels
Active to Extreme: ..now with brute muscles strengths of no avail..i try to show of my skills in other-way ....I find my neighbour druggie and wanna be rock star with weird hairstyle n still weirder goatee searching nervously ...On asking he said his mom wud kill him if she comes to know that he dropped his brand new phone stylus ...(he is a kid...amazing ...must have had fast growing harmones in built in him ..)....after listening to his drug tales fer few minutes i give sagely advice ...""((Now the gal wondered what this Wise man to Vizag would do to ease the situation)) i say .. Just give a missed call to ur mom ...and switch of ur phone ....most probably she wud call back to her ladla beta in train traveling lonely ...when frantically she tries ..u calmly switch on after sometime n call her n tell u lost ur phone ....before she cud scream ur ears off ..tell her u found ur phone ....and just stylus is missing ....Human Mind naturally compares n finds u lost small stuff ..n forgives u ..
Smart tactic ...now the girl attention is ruffled ....i see her pupils enlarge ...hmm..gud ...ice cold silence thawed a little ...but not to required state ....now i go fer final assault ...this shud make or break the silent barrier ...Third and Final step...Get the Gal or get out of Train
Mind mode changed from "" Extreme to Nuclear"" ...Now My mind is powered by Plutonium. The dangerous toxic and lethal radioactive material banned by half the world is too dangerous to my anatomy but as i said ..ONLY 3 STEPS...and this is THE LAST STEP
Now by Now she knows my existence..No more Shock & Awe is necessary. Just smooth scalpel surgery on her psyche to make her get out of her cocoon.
Sitting in my trademark pose ..with legs out stretched across her Zone of Comfort (Psychologically breaking her barrier)..i pop few nuts into my mouth and offer the same to now-happy druggie-hippie..He declines. No wonder as i guessed He wants Pot not Nuts. Immediately i offer the same to her. As usual.,She declines(Perfect to me)
I blurt out "See..No signs saying that its dangerous to accept food from strangers annd strangers r just would be pals"" (A Small Smile broke in corner of her lips ...Enough!!but still not enough )..Now to apply all Sherlock Holmes skills
"So...Is even ur Fiance a software engineer like u ??"
Now this is a master stroke Ace ...Her Eyes spoke more than her mouth ,,?How the hell do u know ?...Do u know my fiancee?..how do u know that iam a software engg?..How?How?
Now that's a trade trick..In what occasion would a girl be all blushing and speaking 24/7 to someone nonstop??Unless its new bf or engagement...simple...Always look into eyes ,,,hair on ears ...they say tons ..
Well buddies ..what followed was Fun till end of Journey.She gave me tips where to find house , directions, etc in vizag...Now most important part of story ..Heres the point when Ego naturally gets puffed up and tries to encash in current situation .Loosely translated it means Exploiting ur Skills fer Selfish Ends ...Here with all my experience i tell u..i warn u ..Misuse your skills even fer Micro moment ..You are Finished...There is no force on this planet that would stop u from suffering of ur wages ..Wages of Sin
It was a long long long journey and a chatterbox like me was feeling drained with lack of conversation with no one ..and my jaw muscles were hopelessly getting rusted due to inactivity ....i scan around ...4 people including me in train ...one chap busily sleeping fer past 14 hours (My my ..appears he wanna break Kumbakarna sleeping record ...) my neighbour ..a hippie is too busy listening to hallucinating songs (pakka druggie i guess)....and the last one ..a Female .. pretty software engg from bangalore ....sticking to cellphone always as if its part of her anatomy ...Damn this cell phones ....
Stretching my long legs across the floor ..slumped n crumpled in my berth .My mind went on debating with whom i shall strike the conversation ..Hippie??..But i dont do heavy music or drugs ..so OUT...How about waking the Sleeping Beauty??NONO impossible stuff ....hmmm..the Pretty Gal is apt...Fer me every gal is pretty ...challo...But i wonder HOW?...what if she rejects out rightly ....it wud be so embarrassing ..and fer next 10 hours ..it wud be awkward....eeeks ...wht am i thinking ....iam Naruto fan..Fear shud be absent ..Moreover its insult to my intelligence if i back of such a small HR coup...Its time to put all those negotiating skills in display After all Lifes is all about Negotiation....Before pulling this Coup., i need to sleeping brain to wake up ...from its slumber ...before i use my tricks i have to wonder what kind of women she is ...Capturing a Girls ..especially a pretty one ..is the Art and Science closely and strongly researched by all Wanna-bes Casanovas, Anthropologists, Behaviorists, Film-writers etc etc...Now here i display a spark enough to dazzle Sun itself ..
Hmm..The Girl is silent ...all the time struck to phone ..speaking softly..hmmm...Firstly i change my brain from Silent mode to Active :...i immediately jump high into air show off my rippling hulk muscles which always wud be in invisible mode(no wonder including me ,no one has seen them yet) ....i do some karate techniques that i taught to Bruce lee n Jet lee ...i do some long n high jumps ...REACTION::.hmm..she hardly bats an eyelid ....she doesn't even give a proper glance at me ....maybe she must have thought iam some street juggler .....Fine ...i guess i have to upgrade my cerebral software to catch her attention
Again ..i upgrade status of mental levels
Active to Extreme: ..now with brute muscles strengths of no avail..i try to show of my skills in other-way ....I find my neighbour druggie and wanna be rock star with weird hairstyle n still weirder goatee searching nervously ...On asking he said his mom wud kill him if she comes to know that he dropped his brand new phone stylus ...(he is a kid...amazing ...must have had fast growing harmones in built in him ..)....after listening to his drug tales fer few minutes i give sagely advice ...""((Now the gal wondered what this Wise man to Vizag would do to ease the situation)) i say .. Just give a missed call to ur mom ...and switch of ur phone ....most probably she wud call back to her ladla beta in train traveling lonely ...when frantically she tries ..u calmly switch on after sometime n call her n tell u lost ur phone ....before she cud scream ur ears off ..tell her u found ur phone ....and just stylus is missing ....Human Mind naturally compares n finds u lost small stuff ..n forgives u ..
Smart tactic ...now the girl attention is ruffled ....i see her pupils enlarge ...hmm..gud ...ice cold silence thawed a little ...but not to required state ....now i go fer final assault ...this shud make or break the silent barrier ...Third and Final step...Get the Gal or get out of Train
Mind mode changed from "" Extreme to Nuclear"" ...Now My mind is powered by Plutonium. The dangerous toxic and lethal radioactive material banned by half the world is too dangerous to my anatomy but as i said ..ONLY 3 STEPS...and this is THE LAST STEP
Now by Now she knows my existence..No more Shock & Awe is necessary. Just smooth scalpel surgery on her psyche to make her get out of her cocoon.
Sitting in my trademark pose ..with legs out stretched across her Zone of Comfort (Psychologically breaking her barrier)..i pop few nuts into my mouth and offer the same to now-happy druggie-hippie..He declines. No wonder as i guessed He wants Pot not Nuts. Immediately i offer the same to her. As usual.,She declines(Perfect to me)
I blurt out "See..No signs saying that its dangerous to accept food from strangers annd strangers r just would be pals"" (A Small Smile broke in corner of her lips ...Enough!!but still not enough )..Now to apply all Sherlock Holmes skills
"So...Is even ur Fiance a software engineer like u ??"
Now this is a master stroke Ace ...Her Eyes spoke more than her mouth ,,?How the hell do u know ?...Do u know my fiancee?..how do u know that iam a software engg?..How?How?
Now that's a trade trick..In what occasion would a girl be all blushing and speaking 24/7 to someone nonstop??Unless its new bf or engagement...simple...Always look into eyes ,,,hair on ears ...they say tons ..
Well buddies ..what followed was Fun till end of Journey.She gave me tips where to find house , directions, etc in vizag...Now most important part of story ..Heres the point when Ego naturally gets puffed up and tries to encash in current situation .Loosely translated it means Exploiting ur Skills fer Selfish Ends ...Here with all my experience i tell u..i warn u ..Misuse your skills even fer Micro moment ..You are Finished...There is no force on this planet that would stop u from suffering of ur wages ..Wages of Sin
