Conspiracy theories in times of Corona

 

Conspiracy theories in times of Corona

Its been long since I posted anything. Blame it on Covid & Cupid. I just wanna pen down random thoughts on some issues that caught my attention.

Curious case of Sushant singh Rajput (SSR): To be honest, I never gave even a second when SSR death pinged on whatsapp. My 1^st question, who is he? I hardly watch movies or active on social media and reading page 3 news was never my hobby. Well, I later I remembered watching his film Byomkesh Bakshi, a period film. There I left the matter to rest.

SSR: Suicide..!

But this weekend, somehow my youtube flashed with some debate on his death. Blame it on that days utter boredom or uselessness of myself. I happen to watch it. From there Youtube algorithms took over. One video after another on SSR subject started showing up. I never saw someone death rock entire youtube with multiple theories throwing up.

SSR: Suicide! Nepotism!

First the death backlash highlighted Nepotism in film industry, calling ban on top stars , later entire spotlight fell on his girlfriend. She was hounded by media , shown her as modern Mata Hari cum Gold digger & subsequently accomplice in his apparent suicide. Next in line how he was made depressed artificially by slowly injecting depression medicines. In this drug angle, along with his gf, Mahesh bhatt became prime suspect. And various theories started floating from this perspective.

SSR: Suicide! Nepotism!, Depression!, Nepotism &Nepokids!

Upto this time, the death was still suicide. Or assisted suicide by prolonged drug abuse. Somewhere this time , paranormal angle came into picture with some guy (Steve Hoffman I guess) strated séance where his speech with spirit of SSR was caught on radio box. In that conversation with spirit, it appears, SSR said he was murdered by his trustworthy friends.  From here every paranormal practiconer , Tarot to Automatic Writer to angel Séance , everyone started claiming that they started their conversation with SSR spirit. (Looks like his spirit is most sought after spirit ). Everyone kinda claimed revelation on same lines: He was murdered.

SSR: Suicide! Nepotism!, Depression!, Nepotism &Nepokids! Drugs, Paranormal, Murder

Vox poplei-Vox Dei-Voice of people is voice of god

Government had to succumb to Vox Populi -Voice of people and initiate its own investigation. Police from maharahstra & Bihar , CBI , ED, NCB (Central investigative organizations , after all Bihar elections is in horizon & SSR was from Bihar originally ) . Enforcement Directorate started probing Hawala over SSR wealth in crores, Narcotics Bureau Started probing drugs in Bollywood where several top stars were summoned.  (Well, I guess as elections near, I would not be surprised with govt deploying Army, Raw & IB , NTRO & Raphale jets, rent CIA/FBI to solve the case.. hahah)

SSR: Suicide! Nepotism!, Depression!, Nepotism &Nepokids! Drugs, Paranormal, Murder, Hawala

 

        Social media warriors already concluded  SSR suicide wasn’t natural death. From here some single guy called Advocate Vibhor Anand started churning bizarre stories. There came SSRians channel on Youtube which apparently trying for justice for SSR.  Here Vibhor came with real stories that could be made into awesome thriller .  SSR was developing some technology on Artificial intelligence whose patents was stolen by Shivsena and SSR was killed in his flat by some hitmen while his death was live streamed on darknet which was watched by many top actors and politcians .(Ewww). Bollywood is run by secret cabal where  blackmoney, drugs, sexual orgies, pedophila , rapes, murders etc are routine among top actors and Pakistani ISI has infiltrated into Bollywood totally (OMG, my head is totally spinning with wild accusations). How actress sridevi was killed in dubai by mafia and for her insurance money (whooping 250 Cr). Another bizarre accusation, he stated were SSR was shielding some teenage girl in his flat who apparently victim of child trafficking. And these child trafficking is primarly to extract chemical called ADRENOCHINE . This checmial being extracted from children is used as youth serum which gives people like Queen of England, Salman khan, Anil Kapoor , Hollywood actors ever youth. On extraction of that chemical from children, either they are sold to prostitution or organ trafficking. Thus concluded children are harvested for chemicals, flesh trade and organ trafficking. Now this literally gave goosebumps.

 

SSR: Suicide! Nepotism!, Depression!, Nepotism &Nepokids! Drugs, Paranormal, Murder, Hawala, Mafia, politics, politicans , AI-Tech,  pedophilia, adrenochine, child trafficking, organ trade, flesh trade.

 

Adrennochine also figured in international conspiracy theories which is also called as Hollywood drug, how some secret believers under called QANON started believing that USA is run by cabal of pedophila and only Trump can stop it. Before him JFK faked his death to fight this  gang from behind the curtains. World is run by reptilian aliens.

 …eeeeeeeks,, enough. Well, America is always land of conspiracies. I wonder how one guy , Advocate Vibhor could get so much information on SSR as if he had seen all live& first hand. Even if his accusations are 1% true, I donno what to say. It would totally change how you would see Bollywood again.

Suddenly Bollywood appeared like black evil dark gang leading extreme hedocnitic life of orgies , wealth, drugs, crime, underworld etc. Now here I stopped my youtube marathon. This is all conspiracies I watched on youtube. Now I wonder what if this entire SSR death was blown out of proportions by Govt itself to divert citizens attention away from economic disaster, mismanagement of China, migrant & farmer issue. To keep idle citizens busy, what if Govt threw a bone called SSR to chew upon ? We never know…

So what could be next conspiracy theory? Aliens involvement ? we never know...what do you say buddy???

 

 

 

 

Corona Post-2: Who are Real Heros??

Corona post 2: We all are Heros.

These days there is sufficient gaps of free time for me to waste and crib around. All corona effect. Couple of days back one of my friend in security forces forwarded me a whatsapp message stating how some Para commandos were killed in some action. I was quite surprised , how come when elite commandos got killed , no newspaper screamed for war, or news channels roared at Pakistan from depths of throats , nor any retd General in high decibel debate on right wing channel declared surgical strike?. How come nothing happened?

Virus that brought world to knees

Couple of weeks back 15 security forces were slaughtered in Naxal attack in Sukma district. The news figured in some corner of newspapers. On any other day, entire drama would have ensued on how forces had poor equipment, intel failure or one party blaming other, Akshay kumar would have extended his solidarity and some other film director planning on movie on incident. How come nothing of such sorts happened ?

The people who were killed from elite para. There was time patriotism means jawan in battle fatigues. Later it was officers of rank “Lt or Major” (I think Lt Col is more uncle for movies). Now the trend is nothing short of Maroon berets, the elite Para commandos whose legends are spoken in hush & awe. Same with police force. Earlier it was SI rank guy who could have clobbered big Don. Later it was Encounter specialists , the darling of police lore. Now its IPS officers.

Now the nation latest heros are Doctors & Health Dept who are combating tirelessly against Global contagion virus Corona. I think world for my generation hence forth would be Pre Corona and Post Corona. Well, while not taking any glory & fame from any profession, I think , public are fickle in their adulation. And also every crisis brought new Heros.

When Sept 11,2001 terror attacks happened, Fire fighters were new heros. When Mission Mars by ISRO began, Scientists were splashed in all media and our patriot Akshay kumar made movie Mission Mangalyan. (hope I got the name right. Not much into films). When Veerapan the elusive bandit was killed, Special Task Force (Tamilnadu) were glorified by Chief Minister. Post Pulwama, Indian Airforce were Warriors. (Do I hear Uri-II in pipeline?Haha). In between all don’t forget Salman khan & Sunny Deol and others as RAW agents deep in Pakistan whacking entire regiment singlehandedly. Farmer march in maharahstra brought farmers into forefront.During Demonetization , Bankers were new superheros (and we all wished we had banker friends 😊 isn’t it?.), Rest of time Tech Giants & Global Billion Dollar Corporates steal the show. And RajiniKanth is always hero who can frighten Ghosts &Aliens & Robots alike. 

Once I was talking with some pretty head who has multiple friends in all arms of Security forces who confessed: “Every security wing claims to be primary force and last line defence”. Victory would be claimed by all forces. Batkal the dreaded terror, on whom flop film “Indias most Wanted” was made, it seems every department claimed to have caught him viz Delhi team, Bihar team, Spl Ops, SSB, Police etc. My senior from Revenue Dept from college says, all these Securty forces are bombastic with little to contribute. For State , its Revenue first, Security comes second. Nation can be ruled by anyone. For common man it means nothing as we seen in history. Be it Mughals, Hindus or British, Common man just didn’t care (except few, blame it on diversity & conflicting ideologies). But Revenue dept was most sought after then and now. (District Collector is best example. Collector literally means one who collects taxes). By the way, my senior is no empty braggart. He is responsible for Govt of India securing 400 crore from tax fraud.

Farmers March in Mumbai

I guess speaking to so many people from different sectors , Public-Private-PSU, who is most important or her
o of the State? Well, I think while man with gun (Security forces) always stir up emotions of patriotism and raw courage, every department is contributing their share. State is gigantic structure every small nut & bolt is as important as pivotal structure. Remove one tiny nut, entire structure would collapse. Every organization is as important as other. There are bad apples and heros in every organization.

From other angle,  I think aam admi or common citizen is real hero. He has no super powers such as Red light on his vehicle, weapon to defend. He votes diligently , pays his taxes obediently . He faces worst discrimination on daily basis. yet hopes for brighter tomorrow. Who are these Aam Admi? Its our mothers & fathers. Its You!!     What do you say??

HUNTING HITLER & THE GREAT HACK

HUNTING HITLER & THE GREAT HACK

Two of the awesome documentaries I happen to see offlate were Hunting Hitler & The great hack.

Hunting Hitler was on premise that Hitler never died in Bunker but escaped.Earlier i read "The Grey Wolf" on same topic. But as an Conspiracy theory buff, iam game for everything weird. The History Channel team really uses awesome cutting edge technologies like portable ground radar, air&underwater drones, bots, mapping technologies etc. 

Series had conspiracy written all over. Ratlines  through which thousands of Nazis escaped from Berlin to Argentina (Rememeber Odessa Ratline), involvement of RedCross & Catholic church (as latter hated communists, they helped Nazis flee), interviews with tons of witnesses, Private islands underground passages, secret submarine bases, sunken subs&jets, underground bunkers, German nazi controlled banks, colonies, fortified houses in jungles, power plants, front&Shell companies and massive mind boggling logistics , development of nuclear weapons spread over in jungles and cities of Uruguay, Paraguay, Chile, Argentina etc  All for establishment of Fourth Reich.

Whether Hitler really escaped or not was not conclusively proved. But scores of top leadership like Adolf Eichmann, Josef Mengle, Martin Borman all disappeared after war.( 1^st guy was caught by Mossad in famed operation (later it was known that Argentina itself allowed the operation to take place so that it wouldn’t look like it gave up war criminal it helped to  live safely for years), 2^nd guy died natural death. 3^rd disappeared totally). As World war-2 Nazi Germany enthusiast, this show was sheer thrilling.

The infrastructure, planning that went into escape, subsequent rehabilitation &resurgence is just too immense to comprehend. Germans were truly geniuses. Most of advanced scientific achievements (civil&military) like colour TV, AK47,Submarines, code&cryptography, missiles, stealth technologies etc all had their origins in Nazi germany. No wonder, post war, both USSR and USA hurried to snatch as many scientists as they can. (Op Paper clip if I remember clearly)

The Great Hack on Netflix

The Great Hack on Netflix: It’s a massive PsyOps of different kind. But methods were similar though used for non-military purposes. Cambridge Analytica , a company was hired by Trump Team before elections which engineered his victory (one of the many factors we can say).It has harvested the personal data from social networks like FB etc and induced the user through personalized advertising/campaigning. They hired psychologists and analysts. Online harmless psychometric tests  which we play for fun to know our character or type of person we are, that data is cleverly taken from entire nation and divided on base of age/religion/likes/dislikes/orientation/political views & affiliation/ personal choice/preferences etc. Subsequently a model is built and based on those models, voters were induced.

 

Check the Trailer on youtube

In that documentary accidently I happen to see pic of Indian Congress, one of the client of Cambridge Analytica. Then howcome they didn’t win in India>? Simple!, India isn’t as digital as Amerika is.

Now the question arises, how sure are we that thoughts we think are actually ours? Are we manipulated to particular action or opinion by some clever copywriter or foreign agency?. The sudden hunger or desire for something yummy could be high resolution banner of food you saw which triggered ur memory for particular kind of food. Similarly 90% of our choices in life must ve framed by some medium. Russia is traditionally masters of deception. Their Psyops extend to decades of patient operation where in they change the opinion of entire nation to suit their designs. “Disinformation  by Lt Gen Ion Mihai Pacepa” is one rare book which gives peek into Russian psyops/propaganda warfare across the world.(Wiki it for stunning revelations &book is on free download).

 Just an example: Carrot is just not the only reason for good eyesight. But during war, british deliberately spread the propaganda  of linking carrots with good eye sight due to which they were able to blast german jets when they actually want to avoid the real reason being new radar tech they developed. This is deception at work and still continuing.

Lights ! Camera ! Action! : My favourite films

It’s been ages since I blogged hence here I put some effort. Sitting peacefully in the Garden city, Bangalore here I let my creativity tap the ether for ideas. Well I will write on what I have very little idea: FILMS..!

 I seldom watch films . Till my 10^th standard I hardly went to a film theatre. (Most of films were seen in Officers club on Tuesdays) But once I entered into college, I went on absolute filmy rampage, watching a film every Friday. Blame it on citys most happening theatre “Sangeet” right next to my home in Lancer barracks, Hyderabad and citys best loafers Rajoe , Choji and Jacko for friends. So now iam back to my abstention period. Its been an year I guess I ve been to a film theatre so in dedication to my abstention period, I am penning down some films which touched my heart in last one year.

Lemme start with quote by dipika pudukone which I believe is very true. ( I am not really sure if she said or in these exact words as well)

“ I am proud to be part of business that educates and inspires masses”   

        

Political Biopic : Gandhi, Bose and Ambedkar

Attenbourgh Gandhi tops the list. Its still amazing to see the life and times of Mahatma Gandhi. There will be a line where He says in context of british, “are we fighting to punish (british) or fighting for freedom.” I was thrilled at clarity of his thought, no wonder he was pivotal in bringing down the union jack. Subash Chandra Bose the lion of Bengal is another interesting biopic related to freedom. Its full of heroism, international adventure and great convincing action by sachin kadrekar. Ambedkar is my second favourite, played by awesome kerala actor Mamooty who did total justice for his role. It sears your heart to see the society discrimination on base of caste. Even today we don’t find a single person to rise intellectual capacity of Ambedkar who despite being untouchable, holds Doctorate from Columbia (1^st Indian ), London universities in Politics, Economics, and Law. Some awesome inspiring genius He was. His  far reaching wisdom can be reflected in his grand work “Indian Constitution” which is single reason that till now, despite of worlds experts view that india would break soon as british left , and despite of fall of democracy in entire neighborhood…India survives, thrives and still exists as a single unit. One prime reason is the sheer genius of Ambedkar. What a man He was who single handedly changed the demography of Buddhism in India since the Buddha himself.

Motorcycle Diaries / Invictus and The Butler

Motorcycle Diaries surely had a deep impact on my mind and soul. It’s the Portuguese film with English subtitles. It’s the story of development of man whom world now knows as Che guevra . The international symbol of revolution and icon of youth and rebels. The film is memoirs of his travels as a student across the south America and how he changes from simple medical student to international revolutionary on seeing all the poverty, injustices and negative impact of crony crass capitalism . Ofcourse to know much more about Che , its best to watch two part documentary Che, but Motorcycle diaries is more than good enough to make you silent and deeply contemplative.

Invictus and The Butler: I bracketed together though one is set in America and another in south Africa. What connects both is cruel injustices faced by blacks historically. The butler is story of race relations between blacks and whites through the eyes of black butler in white house. And my current favourite Invictus is about story how Nelson Mandela unites the blacks and whites in end of Apartheid days with sort of rugby. Deeply touching from Rainbow nation as South Africa is called.

These two films really inspired me to scurry for book on Apartheid and Race relations in America. And whats one more common point is the influence of our own Mahatma Gandhi on these leaders. Martin luther king in USA and Nelson Mandela in South Africa , both were inspired by Gandhi’s teaching tried to assimilate the society rather than eliminate and exact revenge on superior class, whites.

Drama:  October sky, August Rush, Searching for Bobby fischer etc

In Assam while commuting in local bus few boys who were music performers recommended me this inspiring musical saga. Every music lover ought to see August rush , the heart string puller of a kid musical prodigy reuniting to his parents through his musical voyage. October Sky is again story of

bunch of science students lacking resources and education dreaming of building a rocket in a sleepy coal mine village for their science project. In credits we get to know that few of those students finally join NASA as scientists fulfilling their childhood dream. On hind sight I feel like its akin to Wings of Fire the autobio of Indian missile man, APJ Abdul Kalam. My main motivation for watching In Search of bobby fischer was my curiosity for mad chess genius bobby fischer though film has nothing to do with him but if you know some basic knowledge on chess and giants like fischer, micheal tal etc, you would certainly enjoy the film. Shawshank Redemption was super flop when the film was made but it was a sleeper hit in dvd sales , it’s the prison diary replete of stories of jail birds, hope and a haunting story line. Gran torino is all genius of clint eastwood and Big fish is fairy tale is the film that should be watched on weekend lazy nights. Enemy at Gates is story of world war tale over the fight for stalingard in soviet Russia and Schindlers List is holocaust based heart rending film on jew suffering during world war 2.  Though both the films can enjoyed by anyone, little idea of worlds state in 1940s would be immensely helpful and would make films more enriching and touchy..

Spy films: well..trust chouji and me…we had seen every james bond film screened in Sangeeth theatre. Spy films are always close to my heart ever since I was born. All Bond or Bourne Trilogy series ( Bournes Identity,Supremacy and ultimatum) are highly exaggerated but equally entertaining. People of my age would always choose Pierce Brosnan as their favourite Bond for his looks and suaveness. But my fav is Daniel Craig : Crude and Ruthless. My kind of man.  But in last year best spy films I saw were Indian.

Vishawaroopam / Madras café

Vishwaroopam is by Kamal Hassan being an undercover RAW agent deep in Al Qaeda. Never had I seen such an awesome tight script. No wonder Kamal Hassan is legend and Tamil film industry are kings of creativity in Indian Cinema. This is one film along Madras café I have seen multiple times without getting bored . Madras Cafe is strictly not spy film but I bracketed in here. It’s the story of RAW army officer in LTTE lanka which culminates in assassination of Rajiv Gandhi. For someone who followed LTTE and Assassination investigation , its sheer delight to see the similarities between reality and film. Kudos to John Abraham in making the film. Five stars to both the films.

well there ends few films that came across my mind. i hope you would share your favourite films as well..( dats the signature style of Panda girl ending all her blogs..)

Dobhi Ghat aka Samshan Ghat

Inflation seems to be hitting the skies with all vegetables n stuffs prices skyrocketing.But i wonder how come cell phones and softdrinkes prices seldom go up.?Yesterday i askd fer couple of eggs and i was charged 8/-.We both had to convince each other.I had convince i just want 2 HEN eggs not Ostrich eggs and shopkeeper was equally adamant in pushing just two lilliput size eggs claiming they belong to hens not of some insects or humming birds.Ok leave maths and economics apart..They strain my tiny brain..

"Thinking before Doing" was just never my strong point.Many a times i wonder why i have taken some action or decsion.I just finished reading my second pakistani novel "Reluctant Fundamentalist".Really spooky boring novel which gave me severe headache.Next many minutes i was busy doing absolutely nothing .Suddenly i got up and took an auto for movie Dobhi Ghat as if i didnt know other way to torture yourself .








Hmm...Dobhi ghat by Ammir Khan biwi no 2.Well movie began on pale note.Well i guessed and hoped some masala excitment is just round the corner.But to much of my disappointment , movie was sheer mental torture and beja fry except for the face of pretty lass moncia dogra.Kiran Bhenji (Amir Khans official biwi no 2 cum director of this great Art movie) certainly desreves credit for introducing the F-word graciously and artistically.F word has replaced our traditional slurs like Neech,Kamina , Kuthe etc. Certainly F word has become quite popular these days.Few weeks back one pretty girl used WTF on Gchat.Being ignorant or plainly stupid and cyber illiterate., i was racking what the hell could this be WTF and pride and ego prevented me from asking her.Stupid enough i was that i havcent even searched it on google.I was wondering.,probably this WTF could be some international organisation like WTO or WWF or WWE etc only to realise that its a smart acronym for What The F***K....No wonder Osho sooth sayed long back that F word is the most versatile word in English Dictionary(Google it folks .Its really funny n hilarious)

Hmm..Amir Khan and Yummy Yummy Monica in film use it once or more , i really dont know as i made a grand exit within 30 minutes of waiting for credits to flow on screen.My bad luck is afflicted with worst luck . Movie is of 90 minutes and to my horror there was no interval..I was trapped like rat and at total mercy in hands of Mrs Kiran Amir Khan Bhenji..Waiting for credits was really excruciating .Movie was movng at amazingly slow pace.There was no masala .Sex scenes were absent.Instead you had to imagine that it took place.No ., no even bluring image or atleast hands were shown.Kiran behnji was smart enough to not to let Ammir khan any chance to make Monica dogra future Mrs Amir Khan.Only from reviews i happen to know Knight in Shining Armour Prateik babbr was actually a Rat Killer by night.Super Hero Eh..!!






Instead of waiting for filmi credits i choose to dissolve myself into my own dream world where i choose to write this blog and to write my own credits of my life on my mental screen and at the same time hope that films gets over befpre i become Over or atleast electricty snaps or projector crumbles.But nothing happened.2012 is far away so is Armageddon n End of days for earth,...

From my real film called Life I drew out all persons- some Nameless and Faceless who have crossed my path or my sense of observation.Give credits where it was due.,.Credits to all of those who displayed their wonderful human qualities .Being born as human being is ultmate gift with so many possiblities in infinities which no other life form has or can exhibit.Rather than blooming n expressing our humanness we seem to be ne shrinking n drawing boundaries arpound overslves.Hence these credits to all for whom i hold awe...

Hmmm...where shall i began.Lemme start with Baby of the Battalion: Kritika Lakshmi Triupara Sundari-The whole and sole daughter of a diplomat.She resembles Tintin and calwin n hoobes and astreix comc charatcters put together .The tiniest gal whose tongue talks faster than F-1 racer car.The voice would be full of zest and enthusiasm and full of innocence.(if only u folks have listened to it u wud know what iam talking). But not as innocent as Playboy of Ymca mangalore ., the big belly boy Ramesh.His big belly can be matched only by big heart he possess which is still in pure state and uncontimanated by Johnny walker, hawards 5400 old monkl..etc This Man with Golden Heart (like james bond in man witth golden gun) was the last guy to come and to send me off when i was leaving mangalore and the chap who searched n brought another chap when i didnt know how to book tickets online .Heart touching act before i came to Vizag.

Here in Vizag ., Life could have been veritable Hell if not this Baby faced bihari babu Ashish anand.Office without Ashish is no Anand at all.He is the most productive and industrious chap and really awesome super master chef around who advises me on all things .which thankfully helps me in preventing me to strain my invisible brain. So Active and so systematic and so effeicient. But if anyone can be more efficient than Ashsih ., then it has to be Dobhi (Name unknown) who presses my clothes .So flawless he does his job the clothes would be stiff even after many days of use,He surely can win an medal or two in Olympics of at all Laundry is included in Olympics.And i always had a sour corner for NRI who behave so boorish n arrogant but that ideology was torn to smitherns by our Vroom Vroom Arooooon(arun to be precise but he hardly runs though his brain does all the running @ speed of thought)




Well credits havent yet flowed eevn after enduring the movie fer 30-40 searing hot volcanic minutes.I just do what i do when faced wit a challenge. Take easy route out.Hence i called it quits. And Yeah., Reviews say Dobhi ghat is soulful poetic movie not for masses.Well.., All flop movies are called hit or critic acclaimed or art films which need artistic taste to understand.Well then Kiran should have made movie and watched it alone in her home theatre rather than letting my purse get destroyed.I want my money back...hope she listens

Well Ramesh n Kritika ., i know i have promises to keep .My next blog would be what you have asked fer "Creepy Encounters" Before i could write them i need to gather some energy .I thought of eating some boiled eggs .


chalo till next blog ....adios amigos ..
Sagar

Hollywood-Bollywood

READ IT UR OWN RISK ...blogspot IS NEITHER RESPONISBLE IF U FALL IN LOVE WITH the AUTHOR(condition is tat ur pretty buxom beautful babe) NOR IF U GO TOTALLY INSANE BEYOND SHARUKKHAN PERFORMANCE IN RAB NE BANA DI ISASTEROUS JODI .... Phew ..picking up pen after quite a long time ...Its not that ideas refused to flow in my ever gibbering brains but its just i have fallen head over heels over inertia which seems to have possessed me totally ....hmm finally ...Back to Blogathon ... So many things happening around ,,, Obama in lime light and Osama in darklight and Rakhi sawant asusual in Redlight ..The Truth of Satyams False audits ,Attacks on Mumbai ...munnabhai trying his luck in politcs....Mallika Sherawat spotted in clothes...that too skimpy designer burka (now this is a national calamity ....now no wonder Truckers and Oil Companies have gone on strike protesting the obscene kumari sherawat now ..Even this author was part of that protest as an Outsider )...Newspapers filled with page3 self styled experts like shoba dee (spelling perfectly right according to todays stars and constellation advice by well known anonymous astrologer) whos just like me seem to comment on everything ..from Satyam saga to Mumbai Mayhem ...Financial Expert to Terror Expert ..they don the roles with ease ......in their typical Hinglish ....Attack Pakistan...Shoot Satyam boss.....More Mallika with less clothes,,,,etc etc ...How come no one says ,,More schools ...More teachers ...More Sanitation programmes ..More education ..More education... .No castism .....obviously these real issues doesn't sell papers nor is it spicy to read ..quite unpalatable ... Why does Shoba dee/anupam kher/techies/ profesionals/ models/page3 /elite protest jessica lal killing and carry out protest on street during OBC reservation but not a soul is seen inKairlanji dalit rape case where teenagedaugter was raped even after her death in front of her parents by so called high castes...... .Simple ..who can walk in those dusty villages where there is no Press coverage ???.How come Press feel threatened when Indian flag (construed as sign if Hindu rise)rises in Jammu protest but Paksitan flag is ok when Srinagar seperatists openly declare secessction ???.... Ok Ok ..no more intelelctual stuff (lemme save it fer any victim who debates with me )..let us have some junk fer brain ..spicy gossip ..even i love to gossip ... Even iam those silly nameless who relishes in spice then stale stuff ..so let us jump to latest movie on circuit ...No ..not Chinki Chinese flick of Akshaykumar ...(looks like recession is hitting filmwallas ...now they r preferring neighbourhood China to Newyork)..its Slumdog Millionaire ... Ok it won some globe award ..Now all in a sudden world spotlight has fallen on India ...FraNkly i javent seen the movie but i was told that it shows that it shows India in poor light ..all beggary ..all the slums ...corruption ..Voila .Welcome to India ..|True India ..Belly of Bombay ... Let us look at Hollywood connection with india ..We seldom see hollywood showing something nice abt India ...we find Ompuri as labourer in Ghost and Darkness with valkilmer ...Amrishpuri as some exorcist in Indiana Jones ...and in Bournes supremacy they show the cheapest of cheap car chases and beaten down buses of goa(one scene of sanota gold is mere abberation). ...but when they lift Indian ideas (now hollywood began to lift ideas from Culture than movies ..that job belongs to Bollywood ..Its not steal .the word is INSPIRED)..like Matrix triology is totally Indian vendanta and Hindu philosphy but given modern tech touch....Remeber the sanskrit sloka in form of rock in the ending of Matrix2???.. ..or Madonnas mantras in her some album ,,, Oye Hollow Hollywood ...India has more millionaries than any asian country and we have highest black money in swiss bank (even thats an achivement yaar Art of Stealing..Remeber :One mans robber is another mans Spy;)....Looks like Pax Americana seems to be replacd by Pax Indica India is now a big market ...now james bond need not escape from streets of jaipur in rickshaw(OCTPUSSY movie)..he can get latest benteley or benz ...Americans are now slowly realising to the fact ..we are big bucks as well..Remeber Anaconda was dud in Usa but hit in India (we pray serpents after all )..Ambanis is already on buying Speilbergs movies ..its not far off before we start financing major movies of hollywood ..Confluence of Cultures???. ...whatever .. I remeber when my japanese Sir came to India ..he was surprsied that he didnt find any elephants on roads for commuting ...But now he no longer even thinks so ..".Change " as popularised by Obama ..seems to be the order of the day ...!!!!! with loads of patriotic fervour Sagar of RAW

Shivaji -The Boss

SHIVAJI – THE BOSSA new wave of Tsunami has struck this Friday. Unlike earlier killer one, this one was predictable and was more welcomed than the previous one. With one stroke it has washed everything and everyone .Its on everyone lips and thoughts and was far more deadly in its reach .It covered almost every part of India and other parts of world as well. The new tsunami is

Rajinikanths Shivaji the Boss

Looks like Christmas and Ramzan and Diwali were being celebrated on the same day .All Communities Classes and Castes participated and enjoyed the revry to the hilt.Movie Reels were brought on elephant with resoect befit to Badshah of Box Office.Frenzy Crowds Intoxicating sounds .....Chennai on 1st day of show has every feature to decorate this grandest extravagenza

I guess I don’t remember any movie that has unleashed such a mass hysteria .It seem to be the most waited movie. Awesome budget, Deadly combo of Rajini-Shankar-Rahman has let loose new bench mark in Indian cinema stables. Media burnt midnight oil to tune itself to frenzy fans frequency .All national channels have upped their creative ammunition to face the media war that, as expected as waged to garner maximum TRP rating as movie got released . Last time I guess Media went so berserk in covering the festive like event was when India went to finals in World cup.

Its really a festival in Chennai with tickets prices soaring as far as 3000/- or more for metaphoric 1st day 1st show. This one movie and everything connected to it seem to be good enough for all sociologists to go for star thesis for their doctorates in social research . Fans praying for success, huge cut outs, cutting their bodies to please their favourite deity. It seems Shivaji movie has generated every flavour that a utopian movie should generate .


I really wonder if any movie star can generate hype of this range. This is the age of coalition govt and coalition movies with few exceptions. Bollywood is no longer ruled by The-One . No longer it is Amitabh Bachan or Tri-Khans. Rarely one single star carries the entire burden on his shoulders unless he is sharukh khan or amir khan . Even they have span , But Rajini kanth like a colossus seem never to get tired to hit the bull’s-eye at box-office irrespective his age . No one needs to say who is the real Boss is ..its always there to see……...

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Seldom I watch movies or listen to music ..though I do HEAR to music, once a while ..player keeps playing though my mind never registers it nor my heart greets music with pleasure , I just "Hear".. "Never Listen" …but off late due to professional compulsions and hazards (as a guy from creative dept , its time fer me to do so ) I am being forced to listen or watch some good movies(I wonder what do people mean by a good movie?.)

i am not ignorant whats happening around me ..But I ve some rough idea where we Indian s stand on global scale when it comes to this entertainment ..like….Name Bollywood is copied version of Hollywood and all regional film industries have just copied blatantly and shamelessly like Tollywood, Kollywood. Mollywood, Lollywood(Lahore film industry) Deepwoods (Phantom comic house).And, India churns out 800 movies per year ,highest in the world ..and comfortably we can predict all the stories just by actor names and their stereotyped roles ,and that too long before movie shooting begans or hits the theatres..........like if Mallika Sherwat is there it has to be a ultra hot movie with enough sex and sleaze to rival Hollywood soft porn (After all Right to Expose..err Expression is HER fundamental right). If Sunny deol is the lead actor , then u can expect one man army taking over entire Pakistani army platoon. if Rajinikant is there ..u can expect all impossible things like flying from one mountain to another or dodging volley of 1000 bullets from 6 chambered revolver (and poor Wright brothers who tried to invent aeroplane fer years not knowing the secrets of Rajini kant). &&& copycats like Anil kapoor lifts films from telugu and venkatesh from tamil..and it continues....copying is our birthright

And audiences are no less..they want that stuff only (do u think people wud accept mallika sherawat in 3 metre saree that covers even her toes???.or she takes up the role of mother Theresa or Bipasa basu as a sati-savitri??.unimaginable ..Bandh will be proclaimed immediately all over India by salivating patriotic Indians ) , &&& Suddenly we feel movie BLACK deserves an Oscar award and we rally fer it ..ohh plzz ..Black if sent to Oscars will be beaten black n blue and will be sent back fer copying the entire story ,frame to frame ,shot to shot from an american movie “the miracle child ”(what if they sue us fer some never heard cool million dollars ?..u still wanna it to go Oscars? )

. Of 800 movies ..i can comfortably say 799 movies are direct lift off from American ,African, Arabian, Ambala, Amazon tribals movies ..yeah ofcourse we don’t copy so shamlessy..we add some scenes like some cry-stuff, few songs, and make hot heroine wear some wet kerchiefs size clothes, dipping neck lines, cleavages,scanty clothes in sex scenes of foreign movies .
(mind u , according to mumbai movie manual and film rules ..that small hanky has to be drenched in rain at prescribed standards so that its wet n titillating at the same not too exposing )

What more , one peculiar stuff I ve observed is that 99.9% of these 800 movies should have 3 letter word fer sure ..guess what it is?????

..”Ssaala.. Kamina.. Kuthe “(err No.!!!!. garam dharam is too busy with dream gal hema mailini(and surprisingly she is still a GIRL)) or

Mera paas maa hai (wrong again ,,it has 4 )….

it is I LOVE YOU..

tell me one movie where these 3 words are not included ..even dumb, illiterate, animal characters use it ..like

laila said to majnu
heer said to ranja or some name
romeo said to Juliet
tarzan said to jane
dharmender said to hema malini
Rekha said it to as many as 4..but
Amitabh bachan said to only one guddi jayabachan
nagarjuna (2nd hand ) said to amala
martina navartilova told it to her lesbian lover
anna karnikova said it to Enrique idli sambar
60-year-old rajini kanth said to 16 year old actress
santa said to banta
gabbar said to samba

&& and &&& and &&&& and &&&&

I SAID IT TO U ..but how come
BUT NO ONE (esp U ) SAID IT TO ME ?