Wake up Sid..!!!!

Floccinaucinihilipilification ...perhaps that word is son of Godzilla and hybrid anaconda.Askme not the meaning for i myself donno but it seems to be synonymic to something like USELESS....hmmm...i dont hate that word as i co-relate to that word.Here iam...Lonely on this planet.Zillion of universes, Trillions of stars, 6 billion earth population, billion n odd Indias citizenry and Lonely Me....One Life .One Me.

This is the story of Me who got caught in the whirl storm of something i cannot define nor can something that my cerebral strenghths choose to understand.I donno what iam writing nor i know why iam writing and to whom iam writing.Perhaps this is my current mental state.Confused, Confounded, incoherent and Comical.I really wonder why God created me when the world deserves more Gandhis,Nehrus and Mother theresas.But students of Histories and Optimists are happy that He created Me-the Nameless and Faceless and Historyless rather than someHitler or Saddam hussain n thuis fattening their academic books and destroying around the world.

I really wondfer whats the purpose of my life. I sleep with no dreams.Either of Past or Person or Future.Future with no Promise and Past is Insignificant.Present utterly bland..Life is monotonous. Nine to Five job.Ten to Seven Sleep.No sense of combing, No sense of Style, No Sense .Just Nonsense.No bf,No gf,No commitments,No wife,No life.Kitchen knoife seems to have more worth than my life.

I wonder if iam gods only Prototype with all innovative components to touch the excellance reflecting extreme misery.Am i one of those guinea pigs or Lab Rats on this planet fer God or Devil?

Darkness..Darkness..and more Darkness.Everywhere i see ..Every direction ..all my eyes capture is pitch black darkness.Only sound is deafening Silence .More i try to penetrate the darkness...the more it envelopes me .Not just the surroundings but it seems to penetrate even my body ..blood ..veins..bowels ..Entire body saturated to brim by darkness.Darkness which has many synonyms .Frustration.Loneliness.Desperation etc etc many more etcs

This blog began with no theme nor will conclude with tangible conclusion.Is there any rule that everything that has a begining should have end ?.Cant some Ends be
Never Ending?.Frankly i donno what to write more or how to end .My brain has gone blank as it was in the beginning...all blank and conquered by Darkness ,..Wake up buddy

The Curious Case of Cyclone Phyann

NEWS::

"This Week Cyclone Phyan Lashed The Entire Arabian Sea Coast An Unleashed A Havoc"

Scientists, Meteorologists,Weathermen, Navy,Fishermen,Astrologers, Ministers,Roadside Chaiwalla and his Accountant have huddled together on a small island hillock to solve & discuss the the only question prevailing in their minds.

"Why didnt Scientific community or Intelligence agencies failed to predict the oncomming disastrous Cyclone?"

INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES WONDERED, IF ITS REALLY A NATURAL CYCLONE OR A NEW KIND OF WEAPON MADE BY PAKISTAN WITH HELP OF CHINESE WHO HAVE COPIED FROM AMERICA WHO HAVE AVAILED THAT TECHNOLOGY FROM GERMANS DURING WORLD WAR-2 WHO THEMSELVES WERE INSPIRED BY VEDAS OF ARYANS AND ANCIENT INDIAN SCRIPTURES??

Astrologers/Numerologists/Namelogists were wondering if its cyclone in the 1st place ?..Could it be Tsunami part 2 sequel?...or Return of Tsunami?..or Ramu ki Tsunami?(on line of Ramu Ki Aag) Dhoom-33 tsunami with Abeshiks grandson? etc etc ?

Meteorologists and Weathermen were ashamed at their incapacity to predict but blamed "Dark Black Rain Clouds" for blocking weather satellites view hence they were not able to forcast the cyclone

Politcians and local Ministers of the area with their speech writers are going through their revised updated speeches.They have promised very household water connections and also promised to get raingods shower some rains if they are elected to power.Now they have added both the promises and promised Rain-Water for all regions in the coast.

Local Chai walla and his IIM graduate Accountant (Recession forced him to pick this Recession-Proof job) were seriously calculating their spike in Chai-Business.

Indian film faternity finally gave its answer to Titanic in form of Tum Mile(though little late)Mukesh Bhat has cut his film expenses Tum Mile by 75% by forcing to Emran hashmi and soha khan to act in natural setting of flood ridden manglore..Hope this movie works better than Titanic or Bhat will become Butt of jokes

In this misty, wet, rainy atmosphere ..One Person ...famed Manglore rip van winkle ..aka ..james bond ..aka ..Praveen Sagar is oblivious and peacful in midst of all the chaos and tumult taking place around himself..(Not that He is Courageous or Confident or someother super quality that Newspapers connect him with but He just didnt understand the seriousness of the Situation)..Asusual ..Lonely and Lovely...He/I pens the following in my diary record.Its raining Cats and Dogs ...err ..say its "lashing Dinosaurs and Dragons."Local transportation has come to grinding halt .All lanes & roads are filled with water.But being a coastal place , Navy and local Fishermen have taken over to provide transportation facilities.Bikes & Buses were no longer causing traffic jams but Steamers n Ships n Trawlers do ....

My life is still the same ..lonely n lovely.....Same old office ..Same old food ..Same old lifestyle ....Food is same ...Kanada breakfast ...Gujurathi lunch(now this reminds me of someone very sweet) , Chinese dinner....But "Phir be Dil hai Hindustani."

Office is still the same .Except it is shifted from ground floor to top floor on the coconut tree(in manglore coast we have plenty of coconut trees ..very very tall..wonder how being so tall n erect can they maintain balance n how water shoots to its leaves)..But no longer i sleep on my desk.I ordered myself a hammock.Women in office are still the same .One is as slim as a snake..but here the snake is an giant mutated Anoconda.Another is voloptous(with slight adjustment to the meaning of word voloptous to fit in her mammothic size figure)..All over the walls "Mimosas" have bloomed (Mimosas Idiot ..not Samosas)(Mimosas are Touch-Me-Not plants which close their leaves on touched.So lovely they are , Its joy to watch them cringe on touched..Miracles of Nature I suppose.No wonder Greenary n Nature are my 1st love always)

Earlier i used to go to office by walk or auto..Now i take a trawler boat or still better ..swim across... Sometimes with sharks for company or with Akshay Kumars Film Blues crew.They are still trying to figure ,what went wrong with the movie down there.

Due to cyclone , Communcations systems have gone katput.All TV programmes have gone off the air.Hence people are spared from Reality Shows(Alas, people are now looking desperately for another way to kill themselves ).Now people here , do not know if Bigboss3 is still running or everyone ranway from house including amitabh bachan or worse still Abeshik bachan has joined as latest entrant(to boost his sagging career)?? Worse still People dont know my latest phone number....

Now comming back to the Question Why did cyclone form in west coast ??Complex questions have simple Solutions or so said Sherlock Holmes (my hero).This single supreme event is set due to a chain of unexplainable , complex cosmic reaction which set the cyclone.Now whats that Supreme Event? Are Aliens landing somewhere in arabian sea?Has some meteor struck the Arabian Sea?Exposing burkha has been designed? or WHAT WHAT WHAT ???Now here comes the Anticlimax whose ending is worse than movie Ram gopal varmas Agyats climax..Simple..

I changed my phone number...from 9848790069 to 9986748592Hard to believe ?(BUT HAVE TO BELIEVE buddy)...Simple Numerical change has effected the climate and created depression in the arabian sea which has led to cyclone..

Not Possible?..Then how can ones life can be changed with change of name or one letter ..How does Numerology work or Astrology ?...well..now thats the story fer another blog ...till then ....Adios ..catch me at 09986748592 anyday after 5.30 pm bye folks and i really admire ur herculean patience and levithian effort you put in reading this ...Sayonara

Obituary Orkut

SOME THING ABOUT NOTHING

Lazing on my bed with absolute no awareness of anything on this planet one can say either iam on deep meditations LIKE a saint or I am on high trip on some drugs like LSD or Ecstasy. Hmmm this phenomenon is exclusively reserved for Sunday mornings but today is no Sunday but something special indeed. Today would be my last day in Hyderabad or worse still my last day even in Andhra Pradesh. Tomorrow by this time I would be experiencing the sands of coast sticking to my barefoot in Manglore.So i wanted to jot down something

For a quite a long time I tried juggling some words and reproduce some blog after all this is my last blog from Hyderabad . But with no avail. My mind went total dead . My brains neuro transmitters stopped producing happiness inducing chemicals like dopamine. All horror stories from newspapers like swine flu, terrorism., flood havoc , Chinese aggression , or some mumbo jumbo hardly produces tremor in my mental process. My body is already atrophied out of sheer laziness. Id, diwali, dusherra, ramzan or tribal newyear day has the same effect.. Like all previous years and incarnations. I just sleep by 10 wake up at 6. No prayers nor Celebrations. Be it Armageddon or Judgment day or End of the World or prologue to 3rd world war..Life is monotonously monotonous. Let the Asteroid or Earth-targeting-Meteor pinpoint my room. Let all Green House Gases increase in manifold and engulf the planet thus suffocating the life. Come what may-Accelerating Deforestation or Decelerating Water tables. Let the Aliens from Mars and Pluto invade World and enslave it to the last man and woman (Rakhi sawant exempted.., who can take her tantrums). Whatever happened .Come what may.

WHO CARES….!!!!

FOR ME WORLD MEANS NOTHING AND FOR WORLD IAM NON-EXISTENTIAL.

That should square up the things

Still nothing seems to flash in my mental screen yet. I fiddle my pen aimlessly on my paper pad. I see my cell phone in one remote corner which has got rusted –last time someone called on personal basis was in Jurassic age. I make a mental note that I should try to call some friends whom I guess,belive that I ve become some kind of mummy in Egyptian pyramids or lab rat for testing Aids Vaccine or worse still.. a gay marrying rahul mahajan on tv swyamvar

. . Phew…So many thoughts- nameless-aimless, senseless-useless slam my mind but none are worth my attention.. As I put my degrading zero-creative mind path into vaccum , I observed that slowly my mind slipping into some black hole kinda emptiness .From Emptiness to Loneliness. I recognize , the next step would be Depression or still worse Hallucination or even Death .

Lonliness can be dangerous especially when it makes u lose the sense of time and space. With no friends n foes, boyfriend or my sweet girlfriend, Tv or Internet, comics or novels..Mind finds no anchor to hang on.It finds no outlet for creative expression …when mind gets clouded with lonliness ..all strong impressions in your memory , like happiest or darkest moments in life esp negative memories start floating in ur mind. Dormant forgotten fears n tears become active..Typical Mind feeding on Mind Phenomena. All my creative skills to combat the tricks of mind seem to have depleted due to lack of human contact in recent times, either physically or virtually.

Face book / Orkut /Email /Snail mail /cellphone / pigeon-courier all other sources of communication were deleted last month. Several reasons came into my mind for that act but no single reasons in particular. Truth has many sides. I donno why I deleted my mail accounts ,

Neti , Neti –Not this , Not this ---Chandogya Upanishad
I guess coz iam too jealous at the photos people show off

Neti Neti

I guess I could not stand empty scrapbook

Neti Neti

I guess social networking sites are plain wastage of time

Phew …I donno ..who cares …neither u nor myself …..so let us give it a decent burial without raking up the past kimonos. I really donno what iam writing as well.Its Some thing about Nothing or Nothing about Something.

Hmm….Its time to bid adieu to Hyderabad where I grew up right from the days I was toddler…..hmmm…its only matter of days before my mind automatically erases the past memoirs to start a fresh slate (trust me , having a extreme short term memory is an advantage .No emotional baggage and no nostalgia )



Remember what they say in Romanian…

Prin depratea dragstea se vita (Long gone , Soon Forgotten )-Same with memories

Viva YMCA….Viva Hyderabad

MID NIGHT PSYC-OPS

Time is 3 am. Blessed with super sharp senses , I sprang up at 1st sign of impending danger. My ears strain for signs of movement in pitch darkness of room…trying to catch some glint of knife …or hear some cocking of pistol…whooshing sound of garrotte……smell body odour..sweat…..anything…but no avail..my opponents have concealed themselves well. Though my body is no longer as active as it was in my prime , my 6th was nevertheless as good as ever. Then suddenly out of dark, there came attack…attackers hit me with full force ….one after another ..every strike of my enemies hit on all vital parts of body thus bleeding me bodily. Who could they be?...CIA or KGB hitsquads?...iam sure they are dispatched by Pakistan to eliminate before I take the hot seat in India policy making. Aahh…this is it its PREMPTIVE STRIKE..no doubt this is handiwork of ISI from Pakistan.

As I was too dazed to react I hear them doing victory dance like tribals after their hunt. Eeeks they are not some elite special forces trained in behind the enemy lines operations. They are just black bold big mosquitoes with sharp steely hypodermic needle that punctured my bruce lee body and sucked half my hyper pure blood. Before I could react I found my cell going crazy due to repeated assault of wifi signals. Hmm,,,,,I just check my orkut..no scrap since independence days….try rediffmail…no mail since Jurassic period….try yahoomail…even spam stopped visiting my inbox….check gmail…twitter…hifi...phew..looks like humanity have forgotten that a man like me exists. Last stop facebook resulted in jackpot..one message .first since man went to moon and planted flag on behalf of humanity. Wow those golden words read “how come no blog since feb2009”..now I guess that feb2009 is from stone age. now I stand on my head (seershasana)which is first part of my ritual that I do before I pen down. It helps my rusted n unused my brains back to its place in my head(left unused it slipped into legs). I put some water in ears which would has same effect on my brain as oil and grease to rusted vehicles.

What should I write?...my bland love life which is has same status of sahara desert with no oasis anywhere or my financial status which has gone down the negative levels without aid of subprime crisis and subsequent financial recession(why cant some govt put me on endangered species list and give me some financial stimulus package) or or what ???...hmmm….whatever ,,,here I go ..this article which iam writing totally extempore is dedicated to some geek in Canada running NOT behind trees in rain with his lady love …but preparing himself physically and mentally for entry into worlds greatest prison. Yeah, he is getting estranged into wedlock soon…my deepest sympathies buddy…

Hmm….all my pre-article ritual s are over yet no idea pushes into my cranium box. So I wtore whatever that comes into my mind. For once I reverse the process of mental activity. I remember reading book Q&A super book which is known to world as slumdog millionaire(stupid movie). Entire book is written in question and answer and story behind answer format. So I try to copy the same with equally awkward questions equally awkward explanations


In corporate world when we attend question firing squad HR interview, we are shot with age old questions for example

Q ) Tell me about yourself?

A) I am sure 9/10 would pose this question. So what do they want to know ?. about our past life (that’s in resume) or to tests our communication skills (that can be concluded with ease by end of interview) But whats the correct answer?. Wise mandarins give hundred answers yet its still has no valid perfect reply. Why?..i believe bcoz it has no answer.. why ?
How can there be any answer to such subjective question? By the way ancient sages of our country has propounded if we know who and what we are , we have reached the end of quest and we attain nirvana the ultimate salvation. Isn’t the toughest question in Vedanta is WHO AM I ?if sages struggled fr centuries cracking their wits and going nuts over such a grand question how can we , ordinary mere mortals can answer it?.

How can we tell aboutself? Whenever second we are dying and being born anew?. Thousands of cells are dying in our body every second and thousands are being generated freshly carrying our life forward(towards graveyard ofcoourse heeee) every moment is dying to make way for new..every second is new . wheneverythng is changing …when everything is so dynamic how can we speak what we are ?....

poeple say to speak what we are over a period of time ..oh my ,,,,now that wonderous…how .,,,buddy we are not animals who have set tendencies. They have same qualities all through their lives. Hence they can be easily predicted, hunted and tamed. But we are humans with brain . we are and can be totally unpredictable we can be anything we want. Every day our mind is getting changed depending upon all the tons of information’s that’s pounding in our heads through media.Every day new feature of life gets exposed depending on circumstances we face in this world then how can we say what excately we are ?...or atleast I don’t
Psychometric tests are for dumb as they can be beaten with ease or atleast I did twice in a row. A person who doest change according to the world is living in fossilized world self created and what more he is insulting the the Gods gift of free will. Yeah if there is anything that’s predicable in human nature is his unpredictability


THE ULTIMATE MYSTERY OF MILLENNIUM CONTINUES..............

Ruckus on Rampage

Q 2) what are your positive points and negative points?

A ) welcome to the world of equally stupid question as above. What are strong positive and equally negative points? Who can define what positive is and what negative is ?and what is the purpose of these positive and negative points? One mans terrorist is another mans freedomfighter. So who in this statement is good and who is bad? Whatever am back to point. I don’t belive anything such a positive and negative. I either mould any situation to my convenience or get crushed by it dependning my capability. Stretch any quality beyond a point it changes its characteristic. From positive to negative and negative to positive. Exercise is good and do in excess it hurts. For example iam born with poor concentration now that’s a negative point as per worlds standards and negative point . I belive that every good quality is resultant of something bad and both good and bad sides of same coin. If there is something jut flip it to other side there would be something equally sweet positive point. Lack of concentration would directly lead to good analytical skills. Trust me , your creativity enhances. What is concentration?. Keep your mind at one point ie., single pointedness. Whats lack of concentration? We cannot keep at one point that means it keeps moving int different things wow that means you can many things than other people. Whats analytical skill? Analsyising information from number of sources ..isnt that what poor concentration equipped chap does.?....am I wroing buddy?...all the money I earned on this planet has nothing to do with college education or concentration,,,,trust me,,,,it works


Q 3) why should one marry?

Now iam entering into real contraversial realm…I can give 100 reasons why and why not but I guess I shoudnt dampen spirits of all those commandos of life who are out to make this move ..but I wonder if guy really marries?..its women who marries man and man just gets tied up to a women. I wonder why man takes up suck a big risk . is it not foolishness buying boeing plane just because for free peanuts. Three nights bliss and three hundered years bondage and three lifetimes of regrets. Remember if love is a jungle where manly tiger gets eaten by beautiful female deer then marriage is marriage is an instituation hoplessly biased towards women. Did any man on this planet irrespective of country and colour, region race and religion ever say that he is happily married? Either you are happy or your are married but not both…and what did women do to mankind ? with few drops of tears made living life next to all hell and hades





Love has a chemical quality to transform people energies. It makes you want to create something for beloved –music , poetry, garden. All the energies will take a shift from being destructive to something constructive and creative”

------Osho

Isn’t this true that a man would do anything for a women? Anything and anything. everything to all thing. If Tajmahal is built as expression for emperors undying love for his beloved the car company Mercedes was mark of love for a fathers daughter. Unable to see his beloved part from him, the king made paradise in desert in form of hanging gardens of Babylonia. And unable to see his sweetheart wife taking trouble walking around the mountain to go to temple, the man has broken entire mountain to make road for his wife just by hammer ..see love has no barrier and knows no impossibilities. But what did girl to mankind? Forget not Trojans war which killed thousands of greek soldiers was fought just for one women called Helen same thin goes with Ramayana , the cause was a woman.

So DON’T MARRY AND BE HAPPY
Its almost morning ..chalo me gotta hit the ground .. Aurvoir

Escape to Eternity

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Nature was my 1^st love .trip to badrachalam temple was more to take a break from routine slug that has set in life rather than any spiritual connotation. Train upto district and from district to town by bus and to from village to badrachalam by car through the forest, rivulets .Badrachalam temple was built by Ramdas on bank of godavari.

The fun in temple was not many were near sanctorum. But most of them were near exhibition that displays jewels of Lord Ram .If there is 1 man ..there are 100 women .Hasn’t Marylyn Monroe said Diamonds are women best friends. How true. All women thronged the jewel exhibition. they weren’t just viewing .but analyising like gemologists .

My birthday is on march 20 ie ., cusp of Aries n Pisces. But dominant element is water in my zodiac and no wonder , water bodies is always my favourite hangouts I was childhood champion in officers club in swimming. I used to dive from highest board and swim underwater fer quite a long time .but after 10 years step[ping to water I recived the shock of century .i was not able to float in Godavari.i was drowning. gasping to keep myself afloat. Entire energy being drained in those currents. hydrostatic pressure crushing my ribs and as if heart is elevated to throat. oh my ..i just stepped into shallow waters but this is quite embarrassing to be

Now what I write is specifically for someone who shares my enthusiasm and love for everything that’s wonderful and natural. Starting back from temple we cruised leisurely back home through forest roads. The farms…village atmosphere…..calmness…serenity really filled every fissure in my heart with great joy . Sensitiveness has its own advantageous. One can see things in its pristine form.

As we returned dusk has set in. and starts started making their appearances. After some moments I witnessed something that 99% not possible in metropolis due to clouds of pollution. Car was cruising at over 100 and I was not complaining as I was totally engrossed at gust of wind that seems to relish dashing at my face as my tresses danced in synchrony. I felt adrenaline rush as we zipped past dark n deep woods. Perhaps my primate connections from our homosapian ancestors woke up in midst woods ,I felt like screaming at top of my voice till it penetrates every critter in forest.

Now we were passing through fields and vast landscape lie in front of us. Entire universe came into view. Wow ..what an awesome cosmic display??...as of Lord Nataraja has danced through stars and nebular activity. No amount of description can explain the beauty of view. Zillions of shining stars spread over the vast endless space. How come we fail to observe the wonders of nature but worry more over flat tyre ?

All the languages of the world would not help in explaining this cosmic art(wish I can shake hands with Artist who is responsible for this ) My limited vocabulary does no justice to explain this stunning phenomenon.

Ever since 1^st satellite sputnik of Russia penetrated into space hundreds followed the suit. More sophisticated and more penetrating .yet with all the world research we hardly scratched the surface. More humans try to unravel mystery called space..more seems to appear and more galaxy seems to have become mysterious. Imagine this sun takes 8 minutes to bathe the world with its scorching rays and moon within a second …how about these stars over my head now ??...It takes 4 years .Gasping isn’t it ?

Pause and ponder!!!!

Ask yourself , when was the last time we actually consciously wondered about nature around us which we have taken it so granted? when was the last time we marveled of universe ?when was the last time you have relished the beauties of nature with all your heart and soul? Like everyone I was totally lost in daily humdrum of life till I managed this getaway .Now iam able to take a sip at cosmic ecstasy into my soul. I was thoroughly intoxicated by sheer unlimited joy that has over whelmed every cell in my body. I was totally drunk with ecstasy. In one word the experience can be summed as BLISS!!!!

The stars like priceless diamonds sparkling in backdrop of pitch back sky is phenomenon something worth tons of happiness combined. These stars were all over not like in clusters as we see in metros. all types of stars ..big …small ..Dying stars ..pulsars..lunar activity ..red stars …constellations ..all were visible with naked eye .

I became philosophical. I tried to penetrate the unlimited universe with my limited mind. Comprehending the incomprehensible!!!i wonder where it begins and where it ends. Can we touch the ends of universe? is there any end in the 1^st place? if there I an end there would be beginning..

Who could have created all this. wow the creator must have been awesome mathematician .otherwise how could he managed to set so many variables like stars and planets and those tons of permutations that life takes up to exist to brilliantly fit into this sudoko like synchrony ? and work in 100% perfect tandem with zero scope to mistake!!!!

What could be be those wonderful forces that are holding all the planets stars and meteors, asteroids , comets and all other cosmic entities to i function in such a perfect synchrony? What could be those hidden forces or energy that has designed such a magnificent piece of art at mind boggling sophistication?

Now fundamental question arose.

Is this

Creation or evolution

Science or spirituality

Physics or Meta physics ?????????

So many question pounding like shooting tars n comets into my mind screen. but no answers seem to emanate. Is this what Chandogya Upanishads say “ Tat Tvam Asi” “That Art Thou”…

Am I trying to unravel impossible ?

Am I touching the realm of forbidden?

Am I decoding Code Called God?

Happy Republic Day

Gentlemen ..as we celebrate our 60 year of Indian republic .ponder over few things ...

1) why does world still view India as poor ...poverty ridden ...ugly ...villagefilled ...uneducated ...elephants ...maharajahs..land of sadhus and snake charmers .. and .white mans burden ...????

2) How come they dont want to believe that India is now TRILLION DOLLAR ECONOMY ..that too we have reached that stage in record of 17 years (no country ..not even out imperial gora phoren usa/uk has done that feat)....maximum they think we are colonies of call centres eating chicken tikka ,praying snakes and driving elephants to work....

3) How come slum dog millionaire which made it to oscars ...but movies like Rang de basanti ...or guru ...or chak de ..etc cubdt make it ..?...It looks like judges of oscars are still addicted to old India where poverty and philosphy is vogue ...slumdog shows them what they wud like to belive ...India is land of slums .....oh my ..looks like they are making mockery of Indian progress..

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4)...Why did david milibind ...the britains(not capital B..they dont deserve respect) foreign secretary visted village hut in amethi to get feel of India?...why not see world class infrastructural wonders if infosys or .Technological temples like ISRO ..or witness some of awesome missiles we build at balasore ....delhi-gurgaon corridor.??

Yeah ..In India we still have many maladies ..i agree ..corruption ..casteism ..traffic chaos .....paritsanism...terrorism ..nepotism ...etc etc many more etcs ....but friends ..these are something that are every where ...in every country.Every country has its share of problems based on its history, culture , and circumstances .But like any suucesfful country ,, they over come them....Every country on this planet has gone through it .Overcome it.Became successfull and developed..

Let us compare with most powerful and richest country on the planet United States of America......

If you say Castism is biggest headache.Remeber America had Class problem.Black and White racist wars and Alabama chain gangs prisons

If you say Corruption such as bribery and poliltics based on money and seat purchase...let us not ferget the sale of obama seat after his exit to presidency.You can say laws should be tough like in arabia.Remeber Saudi Arabia took bribe of 1 billion dollars from birtish military industry.Saudi arabia pays millions of dollars to religious terrorists to keep them at bay.Laws are tough on commoners but not on elite who can flout rules at will.If worls speaks of satyam scandal, we ca point to enron of usa and not forgetting all those tranatlantic corporations like lehmenn brothers,freddie mac ..fannie mae etc ....

If you say Reservation.Trust me ., even harvard university has reservation system so does developed countries like paris Ecole universities.If depressed classes are not helped , on longer run entire country gets affected.Forget not american affirmative action was reservation system created fer  for blacks.Maybe not the name is same but essence is the same .

If africa is not rescued from its poverty , entire world gets affected sooner or later.It already started ...see how somalian pirates are keeping entire world on tender hooks by attacking every ship passing through gulf of aden..Entire world is connected and all our destines are interlinked .We all have to move at equal pace .

People say Govt reservation should not be there.People who say, are the people who belive that its affects their lives.Ok.Fine.Then why should Govt give billions of ruppees as loans to private industry.why should govt bailout banks that fail by injecting hard earned tax payer money ?.You can use word "Economic Stimulus" for this act ...once again ..all word are symbolic ..but substance of Reservation and Stimulus are same .That is provide crutch to enable to things keep going...

Terrorism/secularism/corruption : Which country hasnt faced it ...?USA, to Russia ...to Afrcian to even Pakistan .Tell me which country has given so much freedom to minorities?Only in India can we find minorities have equal footing with majority.Tell me in chich country does a State has guts to arrest dominants religons leader like we had done to Swami of Shankaracharya few years back???Every country is characterieed by its dominant religion .In usa caption is In "God we trust"..We all know what that God means.Christainity.Japanese is shinto buddhism...saudi is hard core islamic country .. .But whats Indias caption ?Satyama jayaete!!!!Truth Triumphs!!!.100% secularism..yeah there might be few cases ..But they are mere aberration ..

every country has its own share of problems.Remeber we are just 60 years old .Maybe from human age point of view 60 is very big number but from nations point of view , we are not even adolscents.Remember americas freedom came in year of 1766. and britain is far more old .From 1766 .it slolwy evolved at its own sweet time before becoming wolrds stringest country.

India has developed on super fast scale that is totally unknown on this planet.Its just in 1990 we had opened up to the world and finally within 18 years we have have come this far.Thats amazing. Imagine this ..we are not japan which has never been colonised ..nor is britain where everyone speaks one language ..nor we are china where there is dictatorship nor we are saudi arabia there is single religion ...

We are Indians ..where everything and every aspect changes with every 50 kilometres.Everything ..language...culture ...history ...etc.So governing such a vast country with mind boggling diversities is just very difficult ...and thats the main reason for our slow pace ..

Believe like i believe in India .Have faith in India and its future.We are bound to be World Leaders long before you shut your eyes eternally..........JaiHind!!!

Wedding Blues

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Hollywood-Bollywood

READ IT UR OWN RISK ...blogspot IS NEITHER RESPONISBLE IF U FALL IN LOVE WITH the AUTHOR(condition is tat ur pretty buxom beautful babe) NOR IF U GO TOTALLY INSANE BEYOND SHARUKKHAN PERFORMANCE IN RAB NE BANA DI ISASTEROUS JODI .... Phew ..picking up pen after quite a long time ...Its not that ideas refused to flow in my ever gibbering brains but its just i have fallen head over heels over inertia which seems to have possessed me totally ....hmm finally ...Back to Blogathon ... So many things happening around ,,, Obama in lime light and Osama in darklight and Rakhi sawant asusual in Redlight ..The Truth of Satyams False audits ,Attacks on Mumbai ...munnabhai trying his luck in politcs....Mallika Sherawat spotted in clothes...that too skimpy designer burka (now this is a national calamity ....now no wonder Truckers and Oil Companies have gone on strike protesting the obscene kumari sherawat now ..Even this author was part of that protest as an Outsider )...Newspapers filled with page3 self styled experts like shoba dee (spelling perfectly right according to todays stars and constellation advice by well known anonymous astrologer) whos just like me seem to comment on everything ..from Satyam saga to Mumbai Mayhem ...Financial Expert to Terror Expert ..they don the roles with ease ......in their typical Hinglish ....Attack Pakistan...Shoot Satyam boss.....More Mallika with less clothes,,,,etc etc ...How come no one says ,,More schools ...More teachers ...More Sanitation programmes ..More education ..More education... .No castism .....obviously these real issues doesn't sell papers nor is it spicy to read ..quite unpalatable ... Why does Shoba dee/anupam kher/techies/ profesionals/ models/page3 /elite protest jessica lal killing and carry out protest on street during OBC reservation but not a soul is seen inKairlanji dalit rape case where teenagedaugter was raped even after her death in front of her parents by so called high castes...... .Simple ..who can walk in those dusty villages where there is no Press coverage ???.How come Press feel threatened when Indian flag (construed as sign if Hindu rise)rises in Jammu protest but Paksitan flag is ok when Srinagar seperatists openly declare secessction ???.... Ok Ok ..no more intelelctual stuff (lemme save it fer any victim who debates with me )..let us have some junk fer brain ..spicy gossip ..even i love to gossip ... Even iam those silly nameless who relishes in spice then stale stuff ..so let us jump to latest movie on circuit ...No ..not Chinki Chinese flick of Akshaykumar ...(looks like recession is hitting filmwallas ...now they r preferring neighbourhood China to Newyork)..its Slumdog Millionaire ... Ok it won some globe award ..Now all in a sudden world spotlight has fallen on India ...FraNkly i javent seen the movie but i was told that it shows that it shows India in poor light ..all beggary ..all the slums ...corruption ..Voila .Welcome to India ..|True India ..Belly of Bombay ... Let us look at Hollywood connection with india ..We seldom see hollywood showing something nice abt India ...we find Ompuri as labourer in Ghost and Darkness with valkilmer ...Amrishpuri as some exorcist in Indiana Jones ...and in Bournes supremacy they show the cheapest of cheap car chases and beaten down buses of goa(one scene of sanota gold is mere abberation). ...but when they lift Indian ideas (now hollywood began to lift ideas from Culture than movies ..that job belongs to Bollywood ..Its not steal .the word is INSPIRED)..like Matrix triology is totally Indian vendanta and Hindu philosphy but given modern tech touch....Remeber the sanskrit sloka in form of rock in the ending of Matrix2???.. ..or Madonnas mantras in her some album ,,, Oye Hollow Hollywood ...India has more millionaries than any asian country and we have highest black money in swiss bank (even thats an achivement yaar Art of Stealing..Remeber :One mans robber is another mans Spy;)....Looks like Pax Americana seems to be replacd by Pax Indica India is now a big market ...now james bond need not escape from streets of jaipur in rickshaw(OCTPUSSY movie)..he can get latest benteley or benz ...Americans are now slowly realising to the fact ..we are big bucks as well..Remeber Anaconda was dud in Usa but hit in India (we pray serpents after all )..Ambanis is already on buying Speilbergs movies ..its not far off before we start financing major movies of hollywood ..Confluence of Cultures???. ...whatever .. I remeber when my japanese Sir came to India ..he was surprsied that he didnt find any elephants on roads for commuting ...But now he no longer even thinks so ..".Change " as popularised by Obama ..seems to be the order of the day ...!!!!! with loads of patriotic fervour Sagar of RAW