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"This Week Cyclone Phyan Lashed The Entire Arabian Sea Coast An Unleashed A Havoc"
Scientists, Meteorologists,Weathermen, Navy,Fishermen,Astrologers, Ministers,Roadside Chaiwalla and his Accountant have huddled together on a small island hillock to solve & discuss the the only question prevailing in their minds.
"Why didnt Scientific community or Intelligence agencies failed to predict the oncomming disastrous Cyclone?"
INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES WONDERED, IF ITS REALLY A NATURAL CYCLONE OR A NEW KIND OF WEAPON MADE BY PAKISTAN WITH HELP OF CHINESE WHO HAVE COPIED FROM AMERICA WHO HAVE AVAILED THAT TECHNOLOGY FROM GERMANS DURING WORLD WAR-2 WHO THEMSELVES WERE INSPIRED BY VEDAS OF ARYANS AND ANCIENT INDIAN SCRIPTURES??
Astrologers/Numerologists/Namelogists were wondering if its cyclone in the 1st place ?..Could it be Tsunami part 2 sequel?...or Return of Tsunami?..or Ramu ki Tsunami?(on line of Ramu Ki Aag) Dhoom-33 tsunami with Abeshiks grandson? etc etc ?
Meteorologists and Weathermen were ashamed at their incapacity to predict but blamed "Dark Black Rain Clouds" for blocking weather satellites view hence they were not able to forcast the cyclone
Politcians and local Ministers of the area with their speech writers are going through their revised updated speeches.They have promised very household water connections and also promised to get raingods shower some rains if they are elected to power.Now they have added both the promises and promised Rain-Water for all regions in the coast.
Local Chai walla and his IIM graduate Accountant (Recession forced him to pick this Recession-Proof job) were seriously calculating their spike in Chai-Business.
Indian film faternity finally gave its answer to Titanic in form of Tum Mile(though little late)Mukesh Bhat has cut his film expenses Tum Mile by 75% by forcing to Emran hashmi and soha khan to act in natural setting of flood ridden manglore..Hope this movie works better than Titanic or Bhat will become Butt of jokes
In this misty, wet, rainy atmosphere ..One Person ...famed Manglore rip van winkle ..aka ..james bond ..aka ..Praveen Sagar is oblivious and peacful in midst of all the chaos and tumult taking place around himself..(Not that He is Courageous or Confident or someother super quality that Newspapers connect him with but He just didnt understand the seriousness of the Situation)..Asusual ..Lonely and Lovely...He/I pens the following in my diary record.Its raining Cats and Dogs ...err ..say its "lashing Dinosaurs and Dragons."Local transportation has come to grinding halt .All lanes & roads are filled with water.But being a coastal place , Navy and local Fishermen have taken over to provide transportation facilities.Bikes & Buses were no longer causing traffic jams but Steamers n Ships n Trawlers do ....
My life is still the same ..lonely n lovely.....Same old office ..Same old food ..Same old lifestyle ....Food is same ...Kanada breakfast ...Gujurathi lunch(now this reminds me of someone very sweet) , Chinese dinner....But "Phir be Dil hai Hindustani."
Office is still the same .Except it is shifted from ground floor to top floor on the coconut tree(in manglore coast we have plenty of coconut trees ..very very tall..wonder how being so tall n erect can they maintain balance n how water shoots to its leaves)..But no longer i sleep on my desk.I ordered myself a hammock.Women in office are still the same .One is as slim as a snake..but here the snake is an giant mutated Anoconda.Another is voloptous(with slight adjustment to the meaning of word voloptous to fit in her mammothic size figure)..All over the walls "Mimosas" have bloomed (Mimosas Idiot ..not Samosas)(Mimosas are Touch-Me-Not plants which close their leaves on touched.So lovely they are , Its joy to watch them cringe on touched..Miracles of Nature I suppose.No wonder Greenary n Nature are my 1st love always)
Earlier i used to go to office by walk or auto..Now i take a trawler boat or still better ..swim across... Sometimes with sharks for company or with Akshay Kumars Film Blues crew.They are still trying to figure ,what went wrong with the movie down there.
Due to cyclone , Communcations systems have gone katput.All TV programmes have gone off the air.Hence people are spared from Reality Shows(Alas, people are now looking desperately for another way to kill themselves ).Now people here , do not know if Bigboss3 is still running or everyone ranway from house including amitabh bachan or worse still Abeshik bachan has joined as latest entrant(to boost his sagging career)?? Worse still People dont know my latest phone number....
Now comming back to the Question Why did cyclone form in west coast ??Complex questions have simple Solutions or so said Sherlock Holmes (my hero).This single supreme event is set due to a chain of unexplainable , complex cosmic reaction which set the cyclone.Now whats that Supreme Event? Are Aliens landing somewhere in arabian sea?Has some meteor struck the Arabian Sea?Exposing burkha has been designed? or WHAT WHAT WHAT ???Now here comes the Anticlimax whose ending is worse than movie Ram gopal varmas Agyats climax..Simple..
I changed my phone number...from 9848790069 to 9986748592Hard to believe ?(BUT HAVE TO BELIEVE buddy)...Simple Numerical change has effected the climate and created depression in the arabian sea which has led to cyclone..
Not Possible?..Then how can ones life can be changed with change of name or one letter ..How does Numerology work or Astrology ?...well..now thats the story fer another blog ...till then ....Adios ..catch me at 09986748592 anyday after 5.30 pm bye folks and i really admire ur herculean patience and levithian effort you put in reading this ...Sayonara
"This Week Cyclone Phyan Lashed The Entire Arabian Sea Coast An Unleashed A Havoc"
Scientists, Meteorologists,Weathermen, Navy,Fishermen,Astrologers, Ministers,Roadside Chaiwalla and his Accountant have huddled together on a small island hillock to solve & discuss the the only question prevailing in their minds.
"Why didnt Scientific community or Intelligence agencies failed to predict the oncomming disastrous Cyclone?"
INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES WONDERED, IF ITS REALLY A NATURAL CYCLONE OR A NEW KIND OF WEAPON MADE BY PAKISTAN WITH HELP OF CHINESE WHO HAVE COPIED FROM AMERICA WHO HAVE AVAILED THAT TECHNOLOGY FROM GERMANS DURING WORLD WAR-2 WHO THEMSELVES WERE INSPIRED BY VEDAS OF ARYANS AND ANCIENT INDIAN SCRIPTURES??
Astrologers/Numerologists/Namelogists were wondering if its cyclone in the 1st place ?..Could it be Tsunami part 2 sequel?...or Return of Tsunami?..or Ramu ki Tsunami?(on line of Ramu Ki Aag) Dhoom-33 tsunami with Abeshiks grandson? etc etc ?
Meteorologists and Weathermen were ashamed at their incapacity to predict but blamed "Dark Black Rain Clouds" for blocking weather satellites view hence they were not able to forcast the cyclone
Politcians and local Ministers of the area with their speech writers are going through their revised updated speeches.They have promised very household water connections and also promised to get raingods shower some rains if they are elected to power.Now they have added both the promises and promised Rain-Water for all regions in the coast.
Local Chai walla and his IIM graduate Accountant (Recession forced him to pick this Recession-Proof job) were seriously calculating their spike in Chai-Business.
Indian film faternity finally gave its answer to Titanic in form of Tum Mile(though little late)Mukesh Bhat has cut his film expenses Tum Mile by 75% by forcing to Emran hashmi and soha khan to act in natural setting of flood ridden manglore..Hope this movie works better than Titanic or Bhat will become Butt of jokes
In this misty, wet, rainy atmosphere ..One Person ...famed Manglore rip van winkle ..aka ..james bond ..aka ..Praveen Sagar is oblivious and peacful in midst of all the chaos and tumult taking place around himself..(Not that He is Courageous or Confident or someother super quality that Newspapers connect him with but He just didnt understand the seriousness of the Situation)..Asusual ..Lonely and Lovely...He/I pens the following in my diary record.Its raining Cats and Dogs ...err ..say its "lashing Dinosaurs and Dragons."Local transportation has come to grinding halt .All lanes & roads are filled with water.But being a coastal place , Navy and local Fishermen have taken over to provide transportation facilities.Bikes & Buses were no longer causing traffic jams but Steamers n Ships n Trawlers do ....
My life is still the same ..lonely n lovely.....Same old office ..Same old food ..Same old lifestyle ....Food is same ...Kanada breakfast ...Gujurathi lunch(now this reminds me of someone very sweet) , Chinese dinner....But "Phir be Dil hai Hindustani."
Office is still the same .Except it is shifted from ground floor to top floor on the coconut tree(in manglore coast we have plenty of coconut trees ..very very tall..wonder how being so tall n erect can they maintain balance n how water shoots to its leaves)..But no longer i sleep on my desk.I ordered myself a hammock.Women in office are still the same .One is as slim as a snake..but here the snake is an giant mutated Anoconda.Another is voloptous(with slight adjustment to the meaning of word voloptous to fit in her mammothic size figure)..All over the walls "Mimosas" have bloomed (Mimosas Idiot ..not Samosas)(Mimosas are Touch-Me-Not plants which close their leaves on touched.So lovely they are , Its joy to watch them cringe on touched..Miracles of Nature I suppose.No wonder Greenary n Nature are my 1st love always)
Earlier i used to go to office by walk or auto..Now i take a trawler boat or still better ..swim across... Sometimes with sharks for company or with Akshay Kumars Film Blues crew.They are still trying to figure ,what went wrong with the movie down there.
Due to cyclone , Communcations systems have gone katput.All TV programmes have gone off the air.Hence people are spared from Reality Shows(Alas, people are now looking desperately for another way to kill themselves ).Now people here , do not know if Bigboss3 is still running or everyone ranway from house including amitabh bachan or worse still Abeshik bachan has joined as latest entrant(to boost his sagging career)?? Worse still People dont know my latest phone number....
Now comming back to the Question Why did cyclone form in west coast ??Complex questions have simple Solutions or so said Sherlock Holmes (my hero).This single supreme event is set due to a chain of unexplainable , complex cosmic reaction which set the cyclone.Now whats that Supreme Event? Are Aliens landing somewhere in arabian sea?Has some meteor struck the Arabian Sea?Exposing burkha has been designed? or WHAT WHAT WHAT ???Now here comes the Anticlimax whose ending is worse than movie Ram gopal varmas Agyats climax..Simple..
I changed my phone number...from 9848790069 to 9986748592Hard to believe ?(BUT HAVE TO BELIEVE buddy)...Simple Numerical change has effected the climate and created depression in the arabian sea which has led to cyclone..
Not Possible?..Then how can ones life can be changed with change of name or one letter ..How does Numerology work or Astrology ?...well..now thats the story fer another blog ...till then ....Adios ..catch me at 09986748592 anyday after 5.30 pm bye folks and i really admire ur herculean patience and levithian effort you put in reading this ...Sayonara
