Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Worlds Most Exotic Zoo-YMCA Hostel




My 1st alarm of the day screams at around 2.00 am , before it could carry its death song by half , i kill it by a violent slap on its knob .My second alarm is , Relience Cell Phone ,meets the same fate at 2.15 am .The third alarm meets little lesser harsh reply fer its hum at 2.30 , its Nokia N90 (u cant mess with costly item na).My last orbit alarm clock is small n sweet one ..it doesnt scream or rave or rant to wake me up...it just purrs at ultrasonic frequency ..since its presented by my sweet sister , i just disable it with soft touch as my ears pick up ultrasonic soft sound ...My mental state change from Zero-concious to sub concious to semi concious to almost concious to awake to fit to jump out .Well as my both my astral soul n physical part of body combine , iam ready to meet the world with its head on .Well world ..iam ready ?...Are u ?

Day has to begn in YMCA as i stay there .Life in ymca should be written along with statutes of UNO charters or atleast whould be Constitutionally recognised .If perhaps an alien from outer space visits earth n wanna catch the panorama of india . , ymca is one stop shop fer him /it. ymca can humourioulsy said human zoo with all exotic entities (call them humans if u like)caged in diffrent rooms .

we can hardly call them rooms as they are more like dens n cages ...but all are unique .Each room has a history of its own .Some rooms were inhabited by Ex galdrags mister indias and some are always filled with thick nicotone smoke that u feel that fog has decended into room.Some rooms can be designated as drinking bars as they are filled with all kinds of beverages ..from road side arrack to scotch .u find them all even on dry days.Some are karoke n band rooms and some are torally banned from public scrutiny,But yeah my room and my opposite profesors rooms can be called as libraries depts(mine is actually library cum bakery(u find tons of books n kgs of eatables))

when i say ymca is exotic i mean by spirit n letter. Its like a Times Square where u can find a person of every kind on planet.ymca is lesser since u can find every kind of indian and few firangs (foreigners )as well .Mallus (malayalis ) and mizos(mizorams) and other nortjheasterns dominate the linguistic chatter followed with hand full of tamils n telugus and fewer northindians. but ofcourse the common langauge is relic of british THE ENGLISH.If there is anything that connect all these characters , then it is (not cricket ) TV .TV with its myriad channels connects all and a person who can grab the remote considers the king of tv fer that day .Power flows from remote not gun ..an old saying in ymca.

India is a grand cocktail of diverse cultures and so in is in ymca .Men from all corners inhabit ymca ,sometimes even foreigners esp america and europe and central asian n african are part of it.Religious divides though invisible is neverthless there in occaional out bursts,...Christains are dominant followed by Hindus and 0.1 muslims.Diversity is really startling ..a veggie like me eating along with north-eastern having his dog/pork meat side by side with no objections or qualms of any sort ....Entertainments vary from different cusines of all kinds at anytime in the day to playing basket ball at 3 am or just gossiping along with beer at midnight.

YMCA has perhaps the weirdest humans .SOme young guys are still caught in time warp dreaming about zeenat aman singing Laila o laila in her sexiest outfit to some guys who always have guiters around their neck tryng to win grammys (n harrasing others with their jarring music ).There is a typical fat velloriean(tamilnadu)who believes in saving water .he goes to the extent that he doesnt take bath at all .he follows Sunday-to-Sunday principle . he takes bath only on sunday ,.A Evangalist who wanna be like tom cruise n tries adventures like mission impossible by trying to reform youth .and yeah even iam there ...Agnostically Hindu Atheist()God of hel knows what it is ?).Some divorcees who preach against marriage to 60 year old play boy painting town red flirting wirth his american girl friend(call her girl or grandmother .ur choice) (he is marrying this sept in seattle, usa)

Alma has many eminent persons cutting all fields ..from Galrdrags mister india to IAS.One american has come all the way from new jersey to learn sitar .

SPorts is fun and we always play at anytime .Am or Pm .it hardly matters basket ball ,TT ,to karate by world class teachers.and elders go fer Tai-chi .


Day can be real fun anytime ,Some one will enjoying somewhere in ymca

Few months in ymca can really change ones out look fer life . one can mature fast .Elders can enjoy by re-living their life amongst youth and youngters can take advantage of their wisdom,.after all friendship has no age bar .one learns to respect all religions and cultures.Acquaintances with different languages can be real advantage and sports n freedom is real added avantage .This 90 year old offer a unique experience to one and all ..all the way taking loads of nostaligic peace in everyone cherished hearts

No comments:

Hardest fall of my life when my heart broke- part1

 Part 2 I will write on how it all started. This, part 1, my emotional tornado when my relationship ended two days ago. Other day I had my...