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Seldom I watch movies or listen to music ..though I do HEAR to music, once a while ..player keeps playing though my mind never registers it nor my heart greets music with pleasure , I just "Hear".. "Never Listen" …but off late due to professional compulsions and hazards (as a guy from creative dept , its time fer me to do so ) I am being forced to listen or watch some good movies(I wonder what do people mean by a good movie?.)

i am not ignorant whats happening around me ..But I ve some rough idea where we Indian s stand on global scale when it comes to this entertainment ..like….Name Bollywood is copied version of Hollywood and all regional film industries have just copied blatantly and shamelessly like Tollywood, Kollywood. Mollywood, Lollywood(Lahore film industry) Deepwoods (Phantom comic house).And, India churns out 800 movies per year ,highest in the world ..and comfortably we can predict all the stories just by actor names and their stereotyped roles ,and that too long before movie shooting begans or hits the theatres..........like if Mallika Sherwat is there it has to be a ultra hot movie with enough sex and sleaze to rival Hollywood soft porn (After all Right to Expose..err Expression is HER fundamental right). If Sunny deol is the lead actor , then u can expect one man army taking over entire Pakistani army platoon. if Rajinikant is there ..u can expect all impossible things like flying from one mountain to another or dodging volley of 1000 bullets from 6 chambered revolver (and poor Wright brothers who tried to invent aeroplane fer years not knowing the secrets of Rajini kant). &&& copycats like Anil kapoor lifts films from telugu and venkatesh from tamil..and it continues....copying is our birthright

And audiences are no less..they want that stuff only (do u think people wud accept mallika sherawat in 3 metre saree that covers even her toes???.or she takes up the role of mother Theresa or Bipasa basu as a sati-savitri??.unimaginable ..Bandh will be proclaimed immediately all over India by salivating patriotic Indians ) , &&& Suddenly we feel movie BLACK deserves an Oscar award and we rally fer it ..ohh plzz ..Black if sent to Oscars will be beaten black n blue and will be sent back fer copying the entire story ,frame to frame ,shot to shot from an american movie “the miracle child ”(what if they sue us fer some never heard cool million dollars ?..u still wanna it to go Oscars? )

. Of 800 movies ..i can comfortably say 799 movies are direct lift off from American ,African, Arabian, Ambala, Amazon tribals movies ..yeah ofcourse we don’t copy so shamlessy..we add some scenes like some cry-stuff, few songs, and make hot heroine wear some wet kerchiefs size clothes, dipping neck lines, cleavages,scanty clothes in sex scenes of foreign movies .
(mind u , according to mumbai movie manual and film rules ..that small hanky has to be drenched in rain at prescribed standards so that its wet n titillating at the same not too exposing )

What more , one peculiar stuff I ve observed is that 99.9% of these 800 movies should have 3 letter word fer sure ..guess what it is?????

..”Ssaala.. Kamina.. Kuthe “(err No.!!!!. garam dharam is too busy with dream gal hema mailini(and surprisingly she is still a GIRL)) or

Mera paas maa hai (wrong again ,,it has 4 )….

it is I LOVE YOU..

tell me one movie where these 3 words are not included ..even dumb, illiterate, animal characters use it ..like

laila said to majnu
heer said to ranja or some name
romeo said to Juliet
tarzan said to jane
dharmender said to hema malini
Rekha said it to as many as 4..but
Amitabh bachan said to only one guddi jayabachan
nagarjuna (2nd hand ) said to amala
martina navartilova told it to her lesbian lover
anna karnikova said it to Enrique idli sambar
60-year-old rajini kanth said to 16 year old actress
santa said to banta
gabbar said to samba

&& and &&& and &&&& and &&&&

I SAID IT TO U ..but how come
BUT NO ONE (esp U ) SAID IT TO ME ?